Serendipity at Bindaas

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Last week something amazing happened.

I’m not normally spontaneous or impulsive. But it was a nice evening and I decided to take the long walk home. That’s not the impulsive part; don’t worry. As I passed the Cleveland Park strip mall of Vace fame, I heard some folks gushing about their dinner as they exited the old Bardeo space. I looked up and saw Bindaas.

I knew from my days living with Hindi-speakers that “bindaas” was a delightful slang term for “cool and carefree.” Spontaneous, even. The menu enticed me with familiar yet inventive chaats, khati rolls, and other north Indian street foods. When a quick Google search revealed that Bindaas was a new Vikram Sunderam venture, I was sold. I was going to treat myself. To a fancy dinner. By myself!

Only after I sat down at the bar did I recall that of all days for me to splurge in this highly unusual (for me) fashion, it was Treat Yo Self Day!

Classic Bollywood dance numbers play above the bar

Classic Bollywood dance numbers play above the bar

I settled on the vegetable kabob with paneer and the ragda pattice because I cannot pass up paneer or alu tikki. The ragda pattice, a spicy potato patty with soft yellow split peas, cilantro chutney, and minced red onion was a tasty, lively mix of textures. I would have liked it to be a bit less spicy but this south Indian finished it off between gulps of ice water.

Ragda Pattice

Ragda Pattice

Each element of the kabob was roasted perfectly and well-complemented by the intense tamater kut (a Hyderabadi tomato sauce). I expected the yellow rice bed to be the lemony pulihara I’ve had at the Bombay Club, but it seemed to be just rice with some turmeric. Pulihara would probably not be the best foil for the kut flavors anyway, but I couldn’t help being a tiny bit disappointed. One bite of that roasted paneer and kut though, and all was forgiven.

Cauliflower, mushroom, and paneer kebab with tamatar kut

Cauliflower, mushroom, and paneer kebab with tamatar kut

I do hope they consider adding a paneer khati roll. I’ll head back soon to try other veggie dishes like the bhel puri, avocado golgappa, and pao bhaji, and perhaps a dessert if Meera joins me!

All in all, Bindaas was an unexpected indulgence. So live a little! Grab some friends and sit down to some Indian street food on Connecticut Avenue.

Bindaas
3309 Connecticut Ave. NW
Washington, DC 20008
(202) 244-6550

The heat is on at Alphonse

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This winter I’m glad to have a little bit of Alphonse in my life. Toasty and inviting with cozy booths and a big glowing wood fire oven in the back, this U street Italian deli and restaurant is the perfect spot to thaw your toes and fill your belly.

Comfort food appears before you’ve had a chance to shed layers. On our first visit we were greeted with cheddar rolls, on another with a cast iron skillet full of fresh garlic knots.

Now that you’re off to a warm start, skip the antipasti and go straight for the hot stuff. Nonna’s eggplant parmesan is, for better or worse depending on your mood, just as Grandma would make it: thick slabs of eggplant, a thick layer of cheese, and generous pools of olive oil in chunky tomato sauce.

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Rustic eggplant parmesan

The pizzas are solid, particularly the classic margherita, but pastas are where it’s at. On both visits we thoroughly enjoyed ravioli with creamy mozzarella filling and a bright, lemony arugula pesto. Tossed with toasted hazelnuts and sweet mushrooms, this dish is pretty much perfect.

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Ravioli

And on our second visit we fell in love with pillowy gnocchi and woodsy roasted mushrooms in a salty cacio e pepe cream sauce.

To dessert! Here we have a tie between cara cara orange-scented cannoli drizzled with valhrona chocolate (drool) and super creamy tiramisu (also drool). The first time around, the cannoli’s citrus-dark chocolate-cream combination blew us away.

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Cannoli

But on visit number two, tiramisu took center stage with its goopy yet silky texture and fresh cream flavor complemented by just enough sweetness:

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Tiramisu

With these two desserts engaged in a nightly battle for excellence, your only choice is to order both and let ’em duke it out. Either way, you win.

Don’t be put off by the small number of vegetarian options at Alphonse. The menu changes frequently; right now there’s a baked campanelli with fontina that beckons. Plus, given our success with pastas so far, next time we’ll try the perennially available spaghetti chitarra (the margherita of pastas?) instead of overlooking it for more exciting prospects.

Speaking of exciting prospects, sophisticated sister restaurant Nonna’s Kitchen right upstairs serves five-course tasting menus that draw inspiration from different regions of Italy. With advance notice, the chef, formerly of Fiola, will whip up a vegetarian version of the menu. This might be tough for some of the more meat-centric regions (when we were there it was Piedmont in the north), but we’ll be keeping an eye out for a more amenable lineup.

1212 U St NW
202-735-0525

Vietnamese vegetarian heaven at Thanh Van

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We fared well with banh mi stuffed with tofu skins on our first visit to Eden Center in Falls Church, but didn’t strike gold until last week at Thanh Van. Nestled in Eden Center’s Saigon West indoor complex (it’s #37 once you’re inside), this tiny, all-veg spot is a gem.

The menu includes 3 rolls and 9 noodle/soup variants that all sound very similar, along with Vietnamese pancakes (banh xeo) and a couple of rice bowls. There’s also a selection of several prepared vegetable and tofu dishes. We strongly recommend choosing your own adventure as everything we had was tasty and the surprise is half the fun. Here’s what we ended up with:

Garden rolls – packed with fresh herbs, vegetables, and tofu, only 1) ours and 2) Sunflower‘s are better. The peanut sauce is so good you’ll want two bowls.

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Peanut sauce with garden rolls

#5 Hue vegetarian spicy noodle soup – simply excellent. Possibly the most flavorful broth we’ve ever had, with a generous pile of various mushrooms, vegetables, seasoned tofu, seitan, and bouncy noodles.

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#5! #5!

We spied on some other diners and noted that other noodle soups look quite varied. Although it’ll be tough to not order the spicy bowl again, one with a paler broth and lots of bright green broccoli looked especially inviting (was it pho? The rice noodle soup? The large rice noodle soup? Until next time…)

#15 combo plate – Order the broken rice plate and choose three items from the prepared food bar. Both the lemongrass fried tofu and stuffed tofu, steeped in a delicate broth, were well-seasoned and not excessively oily. The plate comes with an extra bowl of also yummy broth to dump over everything.

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Two tofus

With satisfied bellies and to-go containers of leftovers in tow, we settled our bill of $20. Total. We might be city mice, but food and prices like these make us happy to visit the ‘burbs.

6795 Wilson Blvd #37
Falls Church, VA 22044

Slim your wallet and your belly at Elizabeth’s Gone Raw

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You’ve probably walked past this townhouse on L street near Thomas Circle many a time, without knowing that some seriously upscale and creative un-cooking was going on inside. Mostly a catering company, Elizabeth’s Gone Raw is open on Fridays for two dinner seatings and occasionally on other days for special events.

We went for the first time a few months ago for a special Thursday Meat-Free Week dinner. The evening started well with a friendly bartender and cacao pear cocktails at the beautiful, intimate first floor bar (there’s a larger dining room upstairs as well).

The night’s menu featured five small plates and a dessert. We began with “Crab” cakes made of shredded trumpet mushrooms and served with a creamy Old Bay aioli. While delicate and well-garnished, the cake itself could have used more flavor.

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“Crab” cake

Tacos were delicious, with how-did-they-do-that tortillas (something about soaking and pounding various grains and seeds) and a crunchy, spicy vegetable filling.

Spicy tacos

Spicy tacos

Fried “oysters” (shouldn’t the “fried” also be in quotation marks?) were also made of trumpet mushrooms, covered in Elizabeth’s signature crispy kale and served with horseradish cream and red pepper sauce. This dish was outstanding and easily our favorite.

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Fried “oysters”

At this point in the meal, there were a couple more small plates that we hadn’t tried – a flatbread and grape leaves – but we had already spent a bit more than expected and were curious about dessert. A strawberry cake made of coconut, macadamia, and zucchini wasn’t noteworthy but the lemon buttercream on top was perfect: tart and creamy yet light in a way that only something raw and vegan could be.

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Strawberry cake with lemon buttercream

Elizabeth’s Gone Raw pushes the limits of what you might expect from raw food. We continually found ourselves wondering how various textures (tenderness and crispiness) and flavors (how does this not taste raw?) were achieved without cooking. We left agreeing that it’s worth a visit for the magic trick factor alone. The food really is a feat and the proprietors are clearly passionate about their craft. The ambiance and service are also lovely.

The major problem is that it’s hard to leave with a satisfied belly. Because you’re mostly eating raw mushrooms and vegetables that are high in water and low in calories, you  might not feel full even after ordering the entire menu and spending a good bit. So our advice is: go, but 1) find a date who really appreciates culinary creativity and 2) maybe eat a snack before. It’ll be the most unindulgent indulgence you’ve experienced.

1341 L Street NW
(202) 347-8349

Plantain Kofta Curry

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Plantain kofta over rice

Here’s a north Indian dish you’ll rarely find in a restaurant, at least in America. I’m not sure why; it’s delicious and the ingredients can be found year-round. I had it once at Rasika and never saw it on their menu again, which is why I learned to make it myself.

A kofta is a fried dumpling and may be made with a variety of vegetables and/or paneer. Here, cooked, starchy plantains are mashed with finely chopped cashews and seasonings, then fried and served with a rich, complex tomato gravy. Omit the small amount of butter in the gravy and it’s vegan.

Why did I wait so long? It’s not difficult (especially if you have a deep-fryer. Note: get a deep-fryer!) and the gravy and uncooked plantain balls freeze very well. We had some recently that had been frozen for about 4 months and they were as good as fresh.

Slightly adapted from Plantain Kofta in a Tangy Tomato Gravy:

Koftas (dumplings)
4 medium plantains (the starchy kind, not the sweet kind)
1 green chili, minced
1-inch cube fresh ginger, finely grated
1/2 cup chopped cilantro
1/4 cup finely chopped cashews
Salt to taste

Gravy:
1 cup finely diced onion
3 medium tomatoes, chopped
3 cloves garlic
1/2-inch cube ginger
1/2 cup cashews
1 tablespoon cumin seeds
2 green chilies
1/4 tsp turmeric
1/8 tsp cayenne
Salt to taste
1 tablespoon butter
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
Extra oil for frying the koftas

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Starchy plantains

Cut plantains into 2-inch lengths and place in a large pot with water to cover. Boil until soft but not falling apart (you’ll be mashing them like potatoes), about 20-30 minutes. Drain.

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Cooked plantains. They look kind of dull now, but just you wait!

Once cool enough to handle, peel and mash in a large bowl. A potato ricer works well here.

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Plantains going through the potato ricer

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Riced plantains.

Add chopped cashews, grated ginger, minced green chili, and cilantro and mix well. Cover and set aside while you make the gravy.

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Grind ginger, garlic, green chilli, cumin seeds and cashew nut into a smooth paste with a little bit of water. Set aside in a small bowl, covered. Puree the tomatoes and set aside. Doing them in this order means you don’t need to clean the blender in the middle, plus you can leave the pureed tomatoes in there until they get added to the pot!

In a large pot, sauté onion in 2 tbsp oil and 1 tbsp butter. Once the onion turns golden brown, add the ground cashew paste and cook it for about 2-3 minutes, stirring constantly. Stir in turmeric, chilli powder, and salt.

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Adding the cashew paste

Add tomato puree and cook for about 5-7 minutes. If the gravy is thicker than spaghetti sauce, add a bit of water. When you see oil on the surface of the gravy, turn off the heat.

Now it’s time to fry the koftas. Heat 3 inches of oil to 375° F in your deep fryer or a large pot. Form 1.5-inch-diameter balls from the plantain mixture and fry 4-5 at a time for 4-5 minutes or until deep golden brown.

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Kofta balls before frying

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Fried kofta balls

Add the fried kofta to the gravy, garnish with chopped cilantro and serve immediately over rice or with chapati, naan, or paratha. Serves 4-6.

It’s a carb world after all at Compass Rose

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Sometimes it’s good to be all over the place. Take 14th Street’s Compass Rose, inspired by the owners’ street food-eating, globetrotting tour of over 30 countries. The menu bounces around from El Salvador to Peru to India to Georgia (the country) and, like most international trips, reminds vegetarians that it’s the fry that binds us.

Navigate the snack section carefully to avoid filling up too early. This is easier said than done when presented with fried yucca, three dips and fry bread, grilled bread, and a baked but also fried potato.

The dip trio included a delicious red pepper and feta puree and simple but tasty hummus and kale white bean spreads. ‘Fry bread’ turned out to be lighter than we had imagined – crispy homemade chips sitting somewhere between pita and tortilla.

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Three dips and a corner of fry bread

We abandoned all temperance at the ‘Veg and Bread Cart’ and ordered one of each. The pupusa stuffed with mushrooms, truffle oil, and cheese was tasty, but given what was coming, not necessarily worth the grease factor.

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Pupusa

Indian bhel puri offered a break from the usual puffed rice-laden version with a creative twist, served Thai lettuce wrap-style with peanuts. Still, we hadn’t quite hit our moment of bliss.

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Bhel puri chaat

Then, our last two items came out together and the moment was upon us. The treviso salad of frisee, roasted sweet sunchokes, crispy roasted artichokes, and lemon, was earthy, tart, and divine.

Treviso salad

Treviso salad

We feasted on the salad alongside khachapuri, an indulgent canoe of yeasted crust filled with curd-like Georgian cheese, an egg, and a wedge of butter all swirled together before our eyes. We dug in wishing we had left more room or, I guess, brought more people.

Khachapuri

Khachapuri

I’ll be back soon to concentrate on the winning combination, but am confident that the OTHER fried carbs on the menu (especially that baked fried potato) are worth a taste. The real challenge at Compass Rose is how to trot around the globe without feeling the weight of the world…in your belly.

1346 T Street NW
202-506-4765

Be all that you can be with Mintwood Place

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We visited Mintwood Place in Adams Morgan soon after it opened and made the grave mistake of not showing up hungry. Sure, I enjoyed the beet pie appetizer and a couple of cocktails, but left most of the menu unexplored.

From the moment our meal began last week, all I could think was, why the heck did I wait so long to come back?

Start with goat cheese and beet mountain pie (named by the Washingtonian as one of DC’s best vegetarian dishes) and the burrata, kales, hazelnut, apple & tamarind. Featured along with the recipe by Joe Yonan in the Washington Post a couple of weeks ago, this sort-of-salad will knock your socks off. The kale is fried to a decadent yet delicately thin crisp. Hazelnuts and burrata add to the dish’s richness but apples and a tamarind dressing bring acid and lightness in to balance it all out.

Crispy kale with burrata

Crispy kale with burrata

The much-touted 5 grain risotto is a staple on Mintwood’s menu, although the accompanying flavors and vegetables rotate seasonally. I opted for the spring vegetable composition instead and was presented with a tender bounty – carrots, peas, fava beans, fiddleheads, artichokes, ramps, and more – served over a morel puree that’s intensely mushroomy while also light and frothy.

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Spring vegetables with morel cream

You must order a side of lentils du puy. Cooked to pop-in-your-mouth firmness in vegetarian broth, these tiny brown gems are flavorful in their own right. In the chef’s hands, they are also an excellent vehicle for delivering extraordinary levels of sweet cream. This was the best dish of the night, and possibly the best lentils I’ve had.

Decadent lentils

Decadent lentils

Gratinéed potatoes were also satisfying – crispy, creamy, and dreamy – if a tad oversalted. This was the only dish that went sliiightly over the edge.

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Potato gratin

The dessert menu at Mintwood Place tends to be filled with familiar classics (there’s even a baked Alaska that arrives at the table en flambé). Don’t let the simplicity fool you. Our key lime pie with speculoos crust was as sweet and tart and fresh as should be:

Key lime pie

Key lime pie

Warm apple & almond croustade à la mode had a flaky crust, caramelized apple filling and homemade vanilla ice cream to top it off. We (er, I) licked the plate.

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Apple croustade

Mintwood Place stands out because Chef Cedric Maupillier has a gift for making every ingredient all that it can be and every dish the best version of itself, while managing to avoid the pitfalls of excess. Go see for yourself.

1813 Columbia Rd NW
202-234-6732

So much cheesery at Sona Creamery

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Sona Creamery in Capitol Hill is a delightful new cheese store and wine bar. Does it also deserve to be a dinner destination?

It was a tough job, but we rose to the challenge to find out.

Lunch and dinner menus are cheese-heavy as expected, even more so for vegetarians. While meat-eaters can choose dishes with a range of ingredients from brussel sprouts to sweet potatoes and eggs, the only thing close to a palette cleanser for vegetarians is a salad of bibb lettuce (also served with cheese).

We forged ahead, vowing to eat nothing but steamed vegetables for our next meal. Selections from the cheese board are nicely varied by region, animal, and style. Each is paired thoughtfully with accompaniments. Our Italian Pantaleo goat’s milk cheese, described as ‘herbaceous and citrusy’, was served with a lemony bright green olive puree and smoked almonds. The earthy Ardrahan cow’s milk cheese was nicely brightened up with roughly ground mustard and pickled carrots. The brown butter flavor of our third, a semi-firm cow’s milk cheese, was well-complemented by caramelized walnuts and dried apricots.

Cheese plate and BUTTER

Cheese plate and BUTTER

And the butter. Oh, the butter. I’m not sure how a wedge of butter could overshadow a plate of top-notch cheeses, but this one came close. Sprinklings of pop rocks and thin shards of sea salt intensified its sweet cream flavor to such ridiculous heights that we kept probing our server for more information (she kept swearing it’s just regular butter).

Sona’s mac and cheese is made with a varying blend of cheeses every day. Ours met expectations of both gooeyness and sharp, complex flavor. We could have done without the mountain of fried bread, which was appealing at first but quickly became a greasy distraction.

Blurry bready mac and cheese

Blurry bready mac and cheese

French fries are served with cheese curds, aioli, and mumbo sauce. The curds, pan-fried to crunchy/chew perfection, were gobbled up at once, and the curried aioli made a nice dipping sauce. However, we found the drenching of sweet, sticky mumbo sauce to be overwhelming. Order it on the side unless you’re a huge fan.

Sona Fries

Sona Fries

The dessert menu currently includes goat cheese ice cream and chocolate fondue with bourbon and sea salt. Although the ice cream, served with lemon curd and graham cracker crumble, sounded nice, we decided to go with not cheese and ordered the fondue. While it’s a rich blob of dark chocolate with just the right amount of salt, it’s a very small blob (especially priced at $14). Also, a ‘splash’ of bourbon was just that – a bit jarring in this context and competing, rather than blending, with the chocolate.

Chocolate fondue

Chocolate fondue

We did still enjoy our few bites of chocolate with oat biscuits and meringues. Unfortunately, the green apples and salty hard cheese were out of place, seemingly returning from another time in our meal. I guess we finally reached the point of not needing cheese for cheese’s sake, which could be interpreted as a sign of success.

Sona is worth visiting for the cheese-and-carb-fest that we all occasionally need. You don’t even need to break the bank – go on a weekday between 4 and 8 pm and get $6 house wines with your meal. Still, we hope for a couple of cheese-light, vegetable-heavy vegetarian additions (cauliflower gratin, while tempting, doesn’t quite fit the bill) to round out the menu. How else are we going to get around to that grilled cheese stuffed with mac and cheese?

660 Pennsylvania Ave SE (Eastern Market metro)
(202) 758-3556

Dumplings and Noodles and Curry, Doi Moi!

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Doi Moi sounds like everything that’s groan-worthy about new restaurant trends: a promise of authentic flavors inspired by “street stands, stalls, and storefronts”, served in a sterilized, stylized, and overpriced setting. Still, the sizable vegetarian menu (a silver lining of mainstreaming southeast Asian cuisine) lured us in on a recent Saturday.

A separate vegetarian, vegan and gluten-free menu is available on request. Starters include fried cashews, steamed dumplings, radish cakes, tofu salad, and a crispy morning glory dish that immediately reminded me of Rasika’s palak chaat.

Crispy morning glory

Crispy morning glory

Although missing the complexity of its more famous counterpart, crispy morning glory delivers a similar delicate crunch and sweet and sour saucing to balance out the oil.

A number of sides caught our attention, including stir-fried pineapple with red peppers, peanuts, and cilantro. Gentle stir-frying brought out even more of the pineapple’s flavor in this simple dish, which provided sweet relief from the fiery mushroom curry (see below).

Pineapple stir-fry

Pineapple stir-fry

Items on the menu labeled as ‘Phet Mak’ (‘really spicy’) are just that, and generally can’t be toned down to order. The spice factor didn’t stop me from ordering Gaeng Par Hed, or mushroom curry with house-made tofu, but it certainly stopped me from eating very much of it. The deep brown broth was flavorful and fresh and HOT. I ended up draining the wild mushrooms, green peppercorns, tofu, and other vegetables before eating them, all the time envying those who can handle it.

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Tofu and wild mushroom curry

As we left to take care of my runny nose I was already thinking about what I’d like to try next time – fried cashews or crispy radish cakes (both favorites of our friends) to start, stir-fried noodles with trumpet mushrooms, butternut squash cooked in coconut milk, or if I’m feeling brave/dumb again, ‘Phet Mak’ sauteed green beans with Sichuan pepper. The great thing about Doi Moi’s substantial and varied vegetarian menu is that repeat visits can each provide a unique experience.

And although we’ve all heard how well you feasted on the street in Thailand for under $2, the curry and noodle dishes on the menu are large enough to keep the sit-down version reasonable by DC standards.

1800 14th St NW
202-733-5131

Wings, ribs, and more at Smoke and Barrel

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Smoke and Barrel in Adams Morgan, located where the once-loved Asylum served up vegan brunches, is one of my favorite spots in the neighborhood. First, a couple of things to know.

Smoke and Barrel is not:

  • A place to get a salad. Or any kind of vegetable, for that matter.
  • A place to have a light meal.
  • A place to go on a night that you’re DD.

Smoke and Barrel is:

  • A place for beer. Especially anything dark, aged, and strong.
  • A place for bourbon.
  • A place for fatty vegan barbecue, burgers, and loaded up baked potatoes to wash your beer down with.

Most everything on the vegetarian menu is a good bet. Vegan wings with chipotle honey butter are delicious. Ask for extra butter for dipping if you’re not counting calories. Add a side of creamy mashed potatoes (secret ingredient: cream cheese) and some smoked asparagus (I lied when I said no vegetables at all) and you’re in for a heavy/heavenly meal.

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Vegan wings

Other winners include the sweet potato oat burger with pecans in the patty and the vegan ribs. I stayed away from the ribs for a while because the idea of a recreated rack of something sounded scary. It turns out it’s more like a stir-fry – soy and seitan in a sweet and spicy sauce, tossed with red and green peppers, onions, and pine nuts. At least one non-vegetarian has been known to sneak a few bites while eating their own actual ribs.

Unlike a disappointing number of cases where cheese and other flavors are promised in the grits but don’t materialize, Smoke and Barrel’s jalapeño cheddar grits (and grit cakes) deliver both.

Jalapeño cheddar grits taste a lot more exciting than they look

Jalapeño cheddar grits taste a lot more exciting than they look

If you’re craving something home-style, the stuffed spud with veggie chili will hit the spot and then some. It’s massive, with sour cream and butter squished into the middle, and topped with a solid multi-bean-and-corn chili and nacho cheese or, on request, shredded cheddar. Nothing you couldn’t make yourself, but would you really make it this indulgent at home?

Stuffed spud

Stuffed spud

The barbecue smoked tofu sandwich is passable, but lackluster compared to other options. While the red peppers and chipotle aioli provide a punch, the tofu itself is just too mildly seasoned. A good slathering of barbecue sauce is required to keep things interesting.

Barbecue smoked tofu sandwich

Barbecue smoked tofu sandwich

Finally, we come to the don’ts. There’s just one: tacos. Not even on Tuesdays when they are $5 (stick to Mondays instead when wings are discounted and meatless specials are on rotation). Veggie chili or smoked tofu are spooned into cold, tasteless flour tortillas and topped with no-way-it’s-homemade salsa. I’d wish these tacos on an enemy.

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Tasteless tacos

So now that you know, get yourself to Smoke and Barrel for (almost) all of the above!

2471 18th St NW
202-319-9353